【新年2019】長輩問棘手問題唔知點答?教你用歌詞一句K.O.

文: Ling Kwok
2019.02.06

踏入2019新年,未結婚的朋友最開心固然是逗利是,不過同樣最頭痕都是逗利是!因為拜年時,必定會有親朋戚友前輩問長問短,都咪話唔頭痕,隨時被問到口啞啞!但如果用歌詞回答,整件事風趣得來又輕鬆避過問題,真係幾好!

1.「你拍拖未呀?」


可以答:「有人問我,我就會講,但是無人來。」《浮誇》 陳奕迅

或者答:「原來沒有,從來都沒有」《沒有人》麥浚龍

2.「你幾時結婚呀?」

可以答:「未知,尚未示意」《未知》容祖兒

3.「幾時帶男/女朋友畀大家見下呀?」

可以答:「下次下次,下次大概可以。」《下次下次》薜凱琪

或者答:「我要愛情不需要登對,不需得你允許。」《大哥》衛蘭


單身朋友可以答:「說再見不要坐近,不糾纏,不慰問。」《分手要狠》吳雨霏

4.「幾時先升職呀?」

可以答:「勞力是無止境…活著多好,不需要靠物證,也不以高薪高職高級品搏尊敬」《陀飛輪》陳奕迅



5.「人工幾多呀?幾時加人工呀?」

可以答:「問我得失有幾多,其實得失不必清楚」《問我》陳麗斯

不過,有一句歌詞一定係百搭,就係:

「問太多,根本不會講!!!」《思覺失調》劉浩龍

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